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salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:37:23 -0400

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:35:03 -0400

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:34:54 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:26:34 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

22roots: parishiltonsexslave: i wanna scream and shout and let...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:57:43 -0400

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

yahoo bought tumblr bbm for iPhone what is world coming to but it’s ok bc tolivebysewer is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:35:31 -0400

yahoo bought tumblr
bbm for iPhone
what is world coming to
but it’s ok bc tolivebysewer is home

a poem by me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 06:33:38 -0400

neutralmillkmotel: I don’t have money to buy new merch every...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:29:04 -0400

neutralmillkmotel:

I don’t have money to buy new merch every month

gloomyteens:

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:47:54 -0400

gloomyteens:

assgod: a respectable dying wish

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:37:29 -0400

assgod:

a respectable dying wish

thankengine: thankengine: i figured out how to request money on paypal my mother just called and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:36:01 -0400

thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

i endorse these strippers i endorse these strippers i am...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:23:16 -0400

i endorse these strippers
i endorse these strippers
i am Nicholas Barr
and i support these strippers

my lets do this thingy final face but srsly someone pls come...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:18:53 -0400

my lets do this thingy final face but srsly someone pls come kill me in the next 12 minutes I’ll be slowly making my way to the eng bldg

fuckyeahtyrone: HE JUST TOOK A PHONE CALL OH MY GOD I also live blog my traumatic public restroom...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:15:12 -0400

fuckyeahtyrone:

HE JUST TOOK A PHONE CALL OH MY GOD

I also live blog my traumatic public restroom experiences tbh

yourdailydoseofjoy: ( ´ ▽ ` ) Good afternoon, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` ) The date is May 16, 2013 on a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:07:11 -0400

yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good afternoon, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )

The date is May 16, 2013 on a Thursday!

Always remember grades do not determine a person’s worth as a human being! If you get a bad grade, accept it and improve! Do your best, the best you can do, and don’t stress about it too much!

( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful afternoon! ( ´ ▽ ` )

I feel like my world just burst into rainbows and butterflies and ducks for a split second

bout to go fail pre calc final because fuck me took my meds this...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:03:20 -0400

bout to go fail pre calc final because fuck me took my meds this morning and now I just do. not. care. about whatever grade I get on this I just want it to be done and over with so I’m spending last half hour before test being happy on tumblr all cuddled up and comfy in some godforesaken corner of chem building I almost fell asleep twice yay for productivity/motivation/bright shiny future I’m doing nothing to move towards

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:54 -0400

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:52:15 -0400

codawful: do you ever just feel your eyebrows

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:12:18 -0400

codawful:

do you ever just feel your eyebrows

purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has...

Fri, 10 May 2013 08:05:50 -0400

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish